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Reasons To Listen To My Show

1. It is on on Wednesdays from 7 to 8 PM, a time when absolutely no one is ever at work, commuting, or eating dinner.

2. When I talk I am like way super articulate d00d.

3. There is always at least one piece of errata in my mic breaks that can serve as a subject of email vitriol later.

4. I refer to ELO reverently as "The Electric Light Orchestra" and, sometimes, "the Light."

5. MODERN ROCK RADIO HITS OF THE 1990s!

6. 1970s TORCH SONGS!

7. The above two items are sometimes sung by the original artists, sometimes by the DJ.

8. (Most important) I am not cool. You aren't either, so the hour affords you a safe haven you douche.

9. WHFR

Comments

And since you broadcast over the internet, you can say things like 'douche' all you want!

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